A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man.
A little boy asks him, “How do you keep your rabbits so strong?”
The man replies, “It’s no secret.”
He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, “Keeps your hares strong.”
A group of drunk, rich blonde sorority girls decide to play Russian Roulette. They each put in $50,000 on the condition that anyone who chickens out loses…
My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, “Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.” So I took off her shirt. Then she says,…
SMALLEST THINGS Women really know how to hold a grudge over the smallest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake,…
An Amish husband, wife, and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall, and while the mother is shopping, the father and son…
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can…
Graduation day should be Michelle’s happiest moment, but the celebrations take a nasty turn after she asks for a photo with her biological parents. Michelle’s stepmother flies…
