We Gotta Find The Keys

Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do. Finally, the first blond looks off into the distance and sees … Read more

SUPPLIES!!!!

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.” He … Read more

The father was distraught when his daughter told him goodbye

A father read his 3-year-old daughter a bedtime tale and listened to her prayers, which finished with her stating, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.” ‘Why did you say goodbye, Grandpa?’ inquired the father. The little girl answered, “I don’t know, daddy, it just seemed like the thing to … Read more

(VIDEO)Four ‘brothers’ wrote a song that had America in tears, and when they sang it on TV, people’s hearts broke…

The Statler Brothers Show held a significant place on The Nashville Network, a country-music-oriented cable network eventually folded into Paramount in 2018. Airing every Saturday night, the show featured the immensely talented Statler Brothers. Although not biological brothers, this group initially gained recognition by backing Johnny Cash from 1964 to 1972. After years of dedication, … Read more

A Blonde Woman Was Speeding Down The Road

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied It’s … Read more

Funny Joke ‣ Seniors Breakfast Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant. The Seniors Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering à la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d … Read more