There’s a blonde and a brunette working for a painting company. They need to paint the yellow lines on a road by hand for the city since the trucks are broken. The first day the blonde paints 5.4 miles of road, the brunette paints 6 miles of road. The second day the blonde paints 4.1 … Read more
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before … Read more
Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your … Read more
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the … Read more
Parrots are not only beautiful to look at, but these birds are really intelligent as well. If you own a parrot as a pet, you probably never have a dull moment in your household. They always manage to keep you entertained and they never fail to make you laugh. Just take a look at this … Read more
All of us have heard this song thousands of times before. Most of us know the lyrics by heart but as many times as you’ve heard it, we promise you’ve never heard it like this. Il Divo is a world renowned multi-national classical vocal group so it goes without saying that whatever they record is … Read more
Everyone who knows the newlyweds James and Roisin know that it’s the bride who is the dancer in the relationship. On their wedding day, James decided to show everyone his dance moves and he picked probably the toughest dance to do it. These girls wowed the entire crowd with their mesmerizing Irish dance choreography when … Read more
God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says, … Read more
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting … Read more
If you have children of your own, you know that you want them to find something they love to do. Whether it’s just a hobby or for a full-time career, doing something you enjoy is an essential part of living a happy, healthy life. The Willis Clan is a gifted group of brothers and sisters … Read more