Shannon Elizabeth Fadal[1] (born September 7, 1973)[2] is an American actress and poker player. Her film roles solidified her status as a sex symbol of the 1990s and 2000s.[3][4] In film, Elizabeth is best known for her role as Nadia in the American Pie film series (1999–2001; 2012), which saw her have a supporting role in the first film, a lead ensemble role … Read more
A teacher in a school full of bright young things made the decision to use an interesting word game to encourage the students’ inventiveness. The task was to think of terms that finish in “tor” and have a voracious thirst for goods. With great excitement, the kids held up their hands, prepared to take part. … Read more
«Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,» my daughter exclaimed as she entered the living room. Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army. After that, you can sell my new car, take … Read more
A young man approached her, took her purse, and ran away. A couple across the street hurried over to check on her, stating that they had called the cops and they would arrive in a few minutes. The old woman grins and tells the newlyweds this. She uses an old purse to hold her dog’s … Read more
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the … Read more
Ben is in bed with his wife. His wife’s mobile phone rings at 3 a.m., Ben answers it and angrily says, “F*ck off and call the weather office!” Wife asks: “Who was that?” He replies, “Some jerk askin’ if the coast was clear!”
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!” The … Read more
Some people are pretty cynical about letting babies too near their pets. Their theory is that no matter how tame or well behaved your cat or dog or snake or parrot is, they’re still animals with instincts and a danger about them. They think that a baby could poke a cat in the eye and … Read more
Animals are a lot smarter than we give them credit for. They can sense things just like humans can. Including pregnancies! Brittany Smith-Osborne was at the Potawatomi Zoo in South Bend, Indiana with a group of friends when she found this out for herself. Among her group of friends was a woman named Natasha who … Read more
Teri Garr is an American actress and comedian known for her versatile roles in both comedy and drama during the 1970s and 1980s. Born on December 11, 1944, in Lakewood, Ohio, she initially started her career as a dancer, appearing in television shows and films in the 1960s, including some Elvis Presley movies. However, it … Read more