A Wife’s Sweet Text and Her Husband’s Hilarious Reply

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:
“I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

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