Youthful Insight – Why God Made Grandmas. Grandparents are a unique species within the species of homo sapiens. They usually can do no wrong, say no wrong, are both super loving and lovable, and spoil small children to bits. That is if the classic homo sapiens parents allow this type of relationship between their offspring … Read more
Wife: “Could you please go and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.” Short time later, the husband walks in with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” Husband: “They had eggs.”
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The man complained that the work had been completed a year ago, and I still hadn’t paid for them. HHHellooo… just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I … Read more
An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building. A young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, … Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop…and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” … Read more
A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.” The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that … Read more
Coming across an article in the paper about a helpless kid being bullied is not very common these days. These devastating acts are happening more frequently and it is simply heartbreaking to know about them. The abundance of bad news often makes one wonder if there is any good left in the world. Yea there … Read more
Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says, “I’ve just done a silent fart, what should I do?” Husband says, “Put new batteries in your hearing aid!”
An elderly patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After a short time, he meets the doctor again. Doctor: “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.” Patient: “Oh, I am in a funny situation now. I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In a month, … Read more