THINGS THAT CLOG YOUR PORES AND CAUSE ACNE
We’ve all got these tiny openings in our skin for releasing sweat and oil, We’ve all got these tiny openings in our skin for releasing sweat and…
The jealous husband hired a detective – and couldn’t believe what he discovered
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of…
Catholic Shampoo
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or…
A 18 year old girl tells her Mum
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys…
Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The…
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the…
Blind Sense
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a…
He is allowed use the ladies’ room – but ends up in hospital
You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man…
An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog.
One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man snatched her purse and ran off. A couple across the street saw the incident…
We Gotta Find The Keys
Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the car,…