Bob, shocked and confused, exclaimed, “But I can’t be dead! I just went to bed after a night out.” St. Peter smiled gently and said, “It was your time, Bob. But don’t worry, you’re in a good place now.” Still in disbelief, Bob replied, “But… what about my wife? She’ll be furious that I never … Read more
Steve Harvey is one of the most famous comedians in the U.S. Since the year 2010, he has been working as the host of the game show “Family Feud”. However, what you may not know is that Steve Harvey actually spends a few minutes talking to the audience at the end of every “Family Feud” … Read more
I saw an elderly man sitting at a park bench, proudly wearing a worn cap adorned with military insignia. A small eagle pin, a Purple Heart, and a Marine Raider badge glistened in the sunlight. I walked over, offering a respectful nod. “Semper Fi, sir,” I said, recognizing his service. “Thank you for your sacrifices, … Read more
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking … Read more
We’ve all got these tiny openings in our skin for releasing sweat and oil, We’ve all got these tiny openings in our skin for releasing sweat and oil, but for some people, they can be more temperamental than others.
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man … Read more
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered, “indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain … Read more
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says ‘who was the pig that did this to you? I … Read more
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a … Read more
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s … Read more