The true meaning of the letters “WC” on a toilet sign is just now beginning to dawn on people. In the US, there are numerous terms used to describe public restrooms. Some call it the lavatory, some the throne, and still others just the restroom. The majority of public restrooms are denoted by a “WC” sign; however, … Read more
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied It’s … Read more
We went to breakfast at a restaurant. The Seniors Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering à la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d … Read more
The human-dog relationship goes back a long way, at least 15,000 years to a time when the last ice age was only just ending, and people everywhere were still hunter-gatherers. Indeed, dogs are the first animal species that humans domesticated. Being intelligent and receptive to training, dogs have been called on to perform a number … Read more
Once upon a time, there was a man who came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. Confusion washed over his face as he asked, “Where are you going?” Little did he know, his wife had a surprising revelation. She boldly declared, “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are … Read more
“Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with … Read more
An old man suspects his wife is having trouble hearing. He suggests she get a hearing test, but she refuses. To prove his point, he devises a plan. Testing Her Hearing He goes upstairs, turns on a recorder, and yells downstairs, “Honey, what’s for supper?” No answer. He goes downstairs and repeats, “Honey, what’s for … Read more
A boss says to his secretary A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i will be travelling abroad for some reasons.” The secretary husband makes call to her secret lover, “my wife is travelling for the … Read more
A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning: “My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope … Read more
Sometimes, a clever response can lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes. These anecdotes showcase moments where a quick wit turned situations around. Late one night, a husband sent a text to his wife, requesting her to wash his dirty clothes and prepare his favorite dish before he returned home. Surprisingly, there was no reply. Unfazed, … Read more