Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V pills in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad, they’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10.00 a pill, answered the son. … Read more
When it comes to animals, we really can’t seem to get enough. We love to see them and go out of our way to watch videos of them. We’re all guilty of watching animal videos; I mean they make us happy and put a smile on our faces, so why not? For the most part … Read more
British flash mob company Club Mob set up dance celebration event inside a UK shopping center to highlight the features of a local business college. Club Mob is a bespoke flash mob service that creates dance routines for weddings, corporate events, and brand awareness. They created this particular flash mob for the Mont Rose College … Read more
The MIHS drill team proves that their choreography is superior with this mesmerizing optical illusion routine that makes the crowd lose their minds. We can’t get enough! When the Mercer Island High School drill team marches onto the gym floor, you know that you’re about to witness greatness. This team never fails to impress, and … Read more
Woman in a Jewellers admiring a big diamond ring. As she leans down for a closer look, a little fart slips out. Hoping no one noticed, she asks, “How much is that one?” The Jeweller says, “Madam, if you farted looking at it, you’ll shit yourself when I tell you the price!”
I rang 999 because two girls were fighting over me. The operator asked, “What’s the emergency?” I said, “The fuckin’ ugly one is winning!”
Feeling confused sometimes?
“Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One sees a broken mirror on the ground, picks it up, and says, ‘This girl looks so familiar, but I can’t remember where I know her from.’ The other blonde takes a look and says, ‘It’s me, you idiot!’ [Feeling confused sometimes? Click … Read more
At breakfast, a man asked his wife: “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half, and then leave you.” “Great,” he said. “I won $12 yesterday. Here’s $6. Stay in touch.”
A little boy comes running into the room and says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?” The Grandpa says, “I don’t know, why?” The little boy says, “Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!”