A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…” *** A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch … Read more
This ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady … Read more
As you probably already know if you’ve ever been a pet owner, they’re always very afraid of going to their veterinary visits. They always sense when it’s coming, and they’re usually not shy at all to show it. It’s not something that happens just in cats and dogs, either, but it can even happen in … Read more
Watch as this adorable parrot asks Alexa to switch the lights off and then seeks to engage her in conversation. After his first attempt fails, he even dismounts his perch and goes in for a closer chat. The parents of this African grey parrot named Petra will be glad that Alexa can’t understand birdsong after … Read more
When babies and puppies grow together they become virtually inseparable. In this clip, you will see an enthusiastic Boston Terrier trying to further his bond with his human baby brother. Even against their mother’s wishes. Meet Humphrey, he is an adorable Boston Terrier and obviously a good family companion. Humphrey seems to have made good … Read more
I said to the wife, ‘I’ve got a problem.’ She replied, ‘No, we have a problem, we’re a couple, we’re married, we’re a unit, your problem is my problem, we’re in this together.’ Overwhelmed with relief, I said, ‘It’s hardly worth mentioning now.’ But she was insistent on knowing, ‘What’s the problem?’ I then had … Read more
Jennifer Love Hewitt (born February 21, 1979) is an American actress, producer and singer. Hewitt began her career as a child actress and singer, appearing in national television commercials before joining the cast of the Disney Channel series Kids Incorporated (1989–1991). She had her breakthrough as Sarah Reeves Merrin in the Fox teen drama Party … Read more
A Wheel of Fortune contestant went home with a bucket load of embarrassment after getting an “easy” puzzle wrong. Playing along with game shows at home is easy because the pressure is off when you’re sitting on your sofa. Ryan Seacrest has taken over from Pat Sajak on the Wheel of Fortune. Credit: Manny Carabel/Getty … Read more
A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband’s description. “Mother of six,” he would … Read more
The man’s actions sparked mixed reactions after footage of him went viral A man in Texas bought a guitar said to be signed by Taylor Swift herself, but he was definitely not a Swiftie. How do I know that? Well, it was proven by just how swift he was to destroy it with a hammer. … Read more