I said to the wife, ‘I’ve got a problem.’
She replied,
‘No, we have a problem, we’re a couple, we’re married, we’re a unit, your problem is my problem, we’re in this together.’
Overwhelmed with relief, I said,
‘It’s hardly worth mentioning now.’
But she was insistent on knowing, ‘What’s the problem?’
I then had to explain to her that,
‘We have got your sister pregnant!’