A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” he replied.
“Oh, killed any?” she said.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
Husband: “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
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