A trooper stops a car and he tells the driver he stopped him for speeding.
The irate driver says, “You’re nuts, I wasn’t speeding!”
The driver’s wife says, “Oh, you old fool, you are always driving too fast!”
The driver yells at his wife, “Shut up, old lady.”
The trooper is taken aback by the exchange but tells the driver…
By the exchange, the trooper tells the driver he also is in violation of the seat belt law.
The driver once again complains that he was wearing his seatbelt.
The wife states, “You never wear your seatbelt.”
Driver: “I am going to smack you if you don’t shut up.”
Not wanting a fight, the trooper asks the wife, “Does he always talk to you that way?”
The wife responds, “ONLY WHEN HE’S DRUNK.”
