Jehovah’s Witness Knock Turns into an Unexpected Surprise
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do…
Little Johnny’s TV Channel Math Answer
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?”…
The Bus Stop Dilemma: A Husband’s Quick-Witted Walk with a Blind Man
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,…
Mick and Paddy’s Cruise Confusion
Mick and Paddy are on a cruise. Paddy says, “It’s awfully quiet on deck tonight.” Mick says, “Everyone will be watching the band.” Paddy says, “There isn’t…
Billy’s Hilarious Misunderstanding About Adam and Eve
During a Sunday school lesson, little Billy learned about how God created human beings. The boy became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created…
The Husband, The Gun, and The Epic Comeback
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one…
The Sprout Dilemma: A Dinner Table Showdown
Mother, father, and son were having dinner, and the son wouldn’t eat his sprouts. Mother said, “Son, eat your sprouts,” but the son refused. Father leaned over…
Husband’s Clever Comeback to Wife’s Yawn Question
My wife just turned to me and said: “I was talking to you and you yawned six times, am I boring you.” I said: “Those were not…
Paddy’s Double Ear Burn Mishap at the Doctor’s!
Paddy goes to the doctors with two burnt ears. The doctor asked him, “What happened?” Paddy says, “Well, the phone rang and I accidentally picked up the…
“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise”
“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise” A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim,…