“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise”

“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise”

A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

At the club, the doorman says,
“Hi Jim, how are you?”

The wife asks,
“How does he know you?”

Jim says,
“Oh dear, I play football with him.”

Inside, the bartender says,
“The usual, Jim?”

Jim says to his wife,
“Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”

Next, a stripper says,
“Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”

The wife storms out, dragging Jim with her, and jumps into a taxi.

The taxi driver says,
“Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time.”

Jim’s funeral is on Sunday!!!

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