Mick and Paddy are on a cruise.
Paddy says, “It’s awfully quiet on deck tonight.”
Mick says, “Everyone will be watching the band.”
Paddy says, “There isn’t a band playing tonight.”
Mick says, “I definitely heard someone say, ‘A band on ship.'”
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