Two Tipsy Women and a Graveyard Misadventure”
Two Tipsy Women and a Graveyard Misadventure” Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away,…
“The Tale of Mick, Pat, and Tat”
3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat, and Tat. The barman says, “Are you all related?” Mick said, “Yeah, we’re triplets!” Barman said, “Triplets, how…
The Boy Who Wanted to Marry Grandma
Boy aged 4: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.” Dad: “Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!” Boy: “Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…
The Psychology Lesson Gone Wrong
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After…
The Can of Peaches Incident
An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: “What did you steal?” She replied: “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her, “How many peaches were…
You Won’t Believe How This Sick Day Advice Went Hilariously Wrong
Chinese man rings his boss and says, “Me no work, I sick.” Boss says, “When I’m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!” 2 hours later,…