The Can of Peaches Incident

An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting.

Judge: “What did you steal?”

She replied: “A can of peaches.”

The judge then asked her, “How many peaches were in the can?”

She said: “6.”

Judge: “I’ll give you 6 days in jail.”

 

Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said,

“She also stole a can of peas!”

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