An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting.
Judge: “What did you steal?”
She replied: “A can of peaches.”
The judge then asked her, “How many peaches were in the can?”
She said: “6.”
Judge: “I’ll give you 6 days in jail.”
Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said,
“She also stole a can of peas!”