A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“You need more ammo!!!”
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do…
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?”…
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,…
Mick and Paddy are on a cruise. Paddy says, “It’s awfully quiet on deck tonight.” Mick says, “Everyone will be watching the band.” Paddy says, “There isn’t…
During a Sunday school lesson, little Billy learned about how God created human beings. The boy became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created…
Mother, father, and son were having dinner, and the son wouldn’t eat his sprouts. Mother said, “Son, eat your sprouts,” but the son refused. Father leaned over…
