An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about 20′ behind her and asked,
“Can you hear me, sweetheart?” No reply. Moved to 10′ and inquired again. No reply. 5′ and not a word.
A few inches behind her ear, he asked,
“Can you hear me now, honey?”
His wife said, “For the fourth time, yes.”
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A man ran home from work, pulled his wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked—he hadn’t…
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde….
For English Language Lovers. What is the difference between ‘Completed’ and ‘Finished’? No dictionary has been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ But in…
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C,…
