Seamus went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One morning the wife awakes to find her mother missing. In a worried state, she wakes up Seamus and they both go looking for her! Suddenly, they come to a clearing, where they find the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion…
“Quick darling, do something!” screams the wife.
“Oh no, no,” says Seamus… “The lion got himself into this mess… He can get himself out!!”
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