FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” The Englishman flicks on his…
The Parrot with a Past Causes a Hilarious Misunderstanding
A trucker’s wife sees 3 parrots for sale. $170, $150 & $10. She asks why the last parrot is so cheap. The pet store owner said it…
The Ultimate Sacrifice: A Woman’s Touching Speech
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they…
Husband’s Silent Month
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight…
Jehovah’s Witness Knock Turns into an Unexpected Surprise
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do…
Little Johnny’s TV Channel Math Answer
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?”…
The Bus Stop Dilemma: A Husband’s Quick-Witted Walk with a Blind Man
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,…
Mick and Paddy’s Cruise Confusion
Mick and Paddy are on a cruise. Paddy says, “It’s awfully quiet on deck tonight.” Mick says, “Everyone will be watching the band.” Paddy says, “There isn’t…
Billy’s Hilarious Misunderstanding About Adam and Eve
During a Sunday school lesson, little Billy learned about how God created human beings. The boy became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created…
The Husband, The Gun, and The Epic Comeback
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one…