If you’ve ever see a blue line painted on the street, here’s what it means
If you’ve ever seen a blue line painted on the street, here’s what it means… Any driver knows how important it is to pay attention to road…
Husband takes the wife to a disco. I can’t stop laughing with his response
Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband…
Father’s Hilarious Response to a Curious Child’s Question!
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and…
Paddy’s Unexpected Courtroom Confession
Paddy’s in court. After an 8-hour trial, he pleads guilty… The judge says, “Why didn’t you plead guilty at first and save the court all this time?”…
Husband’s Savage Bedtime Comeback!
Lying in bed facing the wife, I looked into her eyes and said, “Looking at your face reminds me of the lottery.” She replied, “You mean I…
Mom’s Hilarious Response to Her Son’s Tough Question
A boy asks his mom, “Why am I black and you’re white?” Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went, you’re lucky you don’t…
Little Girl Serves EPIC Clapback to Policeman
A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” she replies. “Well tell Santa to put a…
A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm.
“I’d like to buy a horth” He says to the owner of the farm. “What sort of horse?” Said the owner. “A female horth” The dwarf replies….
A Wife’s Surprise Revelation About Her Husband’s “Labor”
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs…
A Hilarious Twist on a Romantic Moment
Man in bed with his wife… Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders… across her waist… under her neck… below her neck… under her back… & suddenly…