A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m new to this, and I don’t know much about romance. Can you explain it to me first?”
“Okay, sweetheart. To put it simply, we will call your private area ‘the safe’ and call my private part ‘the key.’
So what we do is put the key in the safe.” And they shared their first intimate moment, and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey, the key seems to have slipped out.” Turning on his side, he smiles and says,
“Then we will have to lock it up again.” After the second time, the bride says, “Honey, the key slipped out again!”
The husband rises to the moment and they shared another intimate moment.
The bride again says, “Honey, the key slipped out again,” to which the husband laughed and said,
“Hey, it’s not a permanent lock!”
