“A young blonde pilot is in her first flying lesson in a two-seater plane.
Her instructor all of a sudden gets a heart attack and dies.
The young blonde pilot is alone and doesn’t know how to fly!
She airs a voice over the radio saying, ‘This is Air Traffic Control.
We can hear you loud and clear on the ground. You’re safe.
I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Give me your height and position.’
The blonde replies, ‘I’m 5’7” and in the front seat.’ (After a long pause) ‘O.K.,’ says the voice on the radio… ‘Now repeat after me… Our Father Who art in heaven…’”