A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two
. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t hurt me, won’t leave me, and is great at romance.”…
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for…
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m new to this, and I don’t know much about romance. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay,…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…
