A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies: “He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t hurt me, won’t leave me, and is great at romance.”…
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for…
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m new to this, and I don’t know much about romance. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay,…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…
