Paddy’s in court.
After an 8-hour trial, he pleads guilty…
The judge says,
“Why didn’t you plead guilty at first and save the court all this time?”
Paddy says,
“I thought I was innocent until I heard the evidence!”
Related Posts
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
I saw an adult woman with many piercings and tattoos in church, and I felt uncomfortable. Am I wrong to think there are standards?
Last Sunday, I faced a moment of personal reflection as I entered the sanctuary. I noticed a woman in her 40s, covered in tattoos and with multiple…
The end is hilarious
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man…
Looking for a man with three qualifications
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t hurt me, won’t leave me, and is great at romance.”…
Christmas Eve
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for…
The Bride, The Key, and The ‘Safe
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m new to this, and I don’t know much about romance. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay,…
