Social Security Sign Up
An old man went to the social security office to sign up. He had stood in line for a very long time until it was finally his turn. The lady behind the counter asked him for identification. He went to get his wallet out of his back pocket and realized he had left it at home. The lady told him that it was alright; he could just show her his chest hairs, and if they were grey, she knew he was old enough for social security.
After everything was done, he went home and told his wife how his day went. He told her that he had forgotten his wallet at home, and the lady at the social security office just asked him to pull down the front of his shirt, and she could tell he was old enough.
After listening to his story, his wife told him if he had dropped his pants, he probably could have gotten disability too.
