Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away, the other one uses a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day, one husband calls the other:
“My wife came home last night not wearing any panties!”
The other husband replies:
“That’s nothing! My wife had a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you!'”
“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise” A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim,…
3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat, and Tat. The barman says, “Are you all related?” Mick said, “Yeah, we’re triplets!” Barman said, “Triplets, how…
Boy aged 4: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.” Dad: “Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!” Boy: “Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After…
An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: “What did you steal?” She replied: “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her, “How many peaches were…
Chinese man rings his boss and says, “Me no work, I sick.” Boss says, “When I’m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!” 2 hours later,…
