A trucker’s wife sees 3 parrots for sale.
$170, $150 & $10. She asks why the last parrot is so cheap.
The pet store owner said it used to live in a whorehouse.
The woman laughs & buys it.
She gets home, the parrot says, “Wow! A new whorehouse!” The woman laughs… When her 2 daughters come home, the parrot says, “Bang!!! 2 new gals!” They all laugh!
When her husband walks in the door, the parrot says, “Hi Joe! You found the new spot!” And that’s how the fight started.
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