Two Wives, Two Very Different Nights

2 Wives chatting in office: Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours???

Wife 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?

Wife 1: Oh, mine was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked for an hour. When we came home, he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab or auto. We walked home, which took an hour, & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!!!!!

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