“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that,” replied the nonchalant husband.
“Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for supper?!?” said the infuriated wife.
“Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married.”
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