Will You Watch Us, Doctor?

A couple, both in their 70s, went to a s** therapist’s office.

The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”

The man said, “Will you watch us have s**?”

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have s*x,” and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have s*x with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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