A woman places an ad in the local newspaper.
“Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t hurt me, won’t leave me, and is great at romance.”
Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t hurt you, and no legs so I won’t leave.”
“What makes you think you are great at romance?” the woman asks. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m new to this, and I don’t know much about romance. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay,…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…
Roy Rogers’ Daughter Confirms What We Thought All Along, After He Died 25 Years Ago. Have you heard of the cowboy legend, Roy Rogers? In the 1940s,…
