MY NEIGHBOR INSTALLED A DIRTY TOILET BOWL ON MY LAWN WITH A NOTE SAYING, “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE.”My new neighbor Shannon started sunbathing right in front of my house — […]
MY MOM CALLED ME FROM HER HONEYMOON BEGGING ME TO SAVE HER FROM HER NEW HUSBAND My mom, Diane, recently married Greg. She was happier than I’d seen her in […]
MY FATHER ABANDONED ME WHEN I BECAME DISABLED & YEARS LATER, FOUND ME TO BEG FOR HELP When I was 19, a terrible accident left me unable to walk. My […]
A blonde walked into the dry cleaners and handed over her dress. The lady smiled and said, “When do you need it back?” “By Friday, please,” the blonde replied. As […]
When a huge Burmese python was found deep in the Florida Everglades, a team of biologists immediately sensed that something was seriously amiss. The massive snake looked lethargic, and an […]
MY DOG TRIED TO TEAR THROUGH THE $20 COUCH I GOT AT A GARAGE SALE — WHEN I CUT IT OPEN, I GASPED AS I LOOKED UNDER THE COVER.A couple […]
AFTER I SAW THE BABY MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO, I WAS READY TO LEAVE HER — BUT THEN SHE SAID, “THERE’S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU.”My wife and […]
MY BOSS HUMILIATED ME AT A STAFF MEETING BECAUSE OF MY PREGNANCY – HIS SMILE FADED WHEN A WOMAN HOLDING A BABY WALKED IN I was standing in the middle […]
We got this new manager at the store, and let me tell you, she was tough as nails and rude to just about everyone. No respect, no patience— she thought […]
Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-MS) told CNN on Thursday that he would accept a preemptive pardon from President Joe Biden to protect members of the January 6 House Select Committee from […]