When a huge Burmese python was found deep in the Florida Everglades, a team of biologists immediately sensed that something was seriously amiss. The massive snake looked lethargic, and an […]
MY DOG TRIED TO TEAR THROUGH THE $20 COUCH I GOT AT A GARAGE SALE — WHEN I CUT IT OPEN, I GASPED AS I LOOKED UNDER THE COVER.A couple […]
AFTER I SAW THE BABY MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO, I WAS READY TO LEAVE HER — BUT THEN SHE SAID, “THERE’S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU.”My wife and […]
MY BOSS HUMILIATED ME AT A STAFF MEETING BECAUSE OF MY PREGNANCY – HIS SMILE FADED WHEN A WOMAN HOLDING A BABY WALKED IN I was standing in the middle […]
We got this new manager at the store, and let me tell you, she was tough as nails and rude to just about everyone. No respect, no patience— she thought […]
Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-MS) told CNN on Thursday that he would accept a preemptive pardon from President Joe Biden to protect members of the January 6 House Select Committee from […]
Little Johnny asked his friend, “Hey, do you know what’s in the air that can make women pregnant?” His friend looked confused and said, “No, what?” Johnny smirked and replied, […]