She Said WHAT at Lunch?!
Two blondes are having lunch when one whispers, “I’m getting a boob job.” The other blonde replies, “That’s nothing, I’m getting my arsehole bleached!” The first blonde gasps and says, […]
Husband sees a note from wife-Joke of the day.
A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife. She wrote, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s.” The man opens the fridge, the light […]
Love, Laughter, and a Lifetime of Jokes, 10 Hilarious Tales from Old Married Couples
An elderly couple had spent fifty years together, their marriage filled with laughter, routine, and a fair share of playful teasing. Every morning, without fail, the husband would let out […]
Florist by Day, Matchmaker by Night!
A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.As she’s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she’s ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and […]
Fresh for the Doc… and Then Some!
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and […]
Two Nuns, One Alley, and a Divine Punchline!
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having lovemaking with them.One nun says, “God, forgive them, […]
A Boozy Night to Remember: Bob’s Hilarious Homecoming Debacle
After a Few Too Many: Bob’s Hilarious Homecoming Fiasco After one overly indulgent evening with more whiskey than he could handle, Bob embarked on the perilous trek back home. The […]
Casual Chat Reveals Shocking Neighborhood Scandals!
Neighborhood Secrets Revealed Over a Casual Chat A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street […]
An 83-year-old British gentleman flew into Paris by plane, and as he was disembarking, he…
An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been […]
After 30 years apart, four friends come together for a reunion party.
They hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, but at a lively reunion party, four old friends picked up right where they left off. As the drinks flowed, the conversation […]