The Archivist

After a Few Too Many: Bob’s Hilarious Homecoming Fiasco After one overly indulgent evening with more whiskey than he could handle, Bob embarked on the perilous trek back home. The […]

Neighborhood Secrets Revealed Over a Casual Chat A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street […]

An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been […]

They hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, but at a lively reunion party, four old friends picked up right where they left off. As the drinks flowed, the conversation […]

Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing.The teacher says, “What’s so funny?”He says, “I can see your bra strap.”The teacher says, “Don’t come back to […]

A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him […]

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. You know that fur […]

A little boy bursts into the room, his face lit up with excitement. He skids to a stop in front of his grandpa and exclaims, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make […]

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up […]

A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to […]