The Archivist

A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.As she’s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she’s ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and […]

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and […]

Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having lovemaking with them.One nun says, “God, forgive them, […]

After a Few Too Many: Bob’s Hilarious Homecoming Fiasco After one overly indulgent evening with more whiskey than he could handle, Bob embarked on the perilous trek back home. The […]

Neighborhood Secrets Revealed Over a Casual Chat A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street […]

An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been […]

They hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, but at a lively reunion party, four old friends picked up right where they left off. As the drinks flowed, the conversation […]

Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing.The teacher says, “What’s so funny?”He says, “I can see your bra strap.”The teacher says, “Don’t come back to […]

A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him […]

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. You know that fur […]