The Magic Mirror Mishap
A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says, “Mirror, mirror on my […]
The Three Nuns’ Secret Chat
Three nuns sat together in the convent’s common room one quiet afternoon, sharing tea and their thoughts about the day. Sister Mary, the eldest of the three, took a long […]
She Tried Everything to Buy It, But the Clerk’s Savage Comeback Left Her Speechless!
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t […]
Coworker’s Compliment Sparks Outrage — You Won’t See This Ending Coming!
A man mentions to a coworker that her hair smells nice today. The woman suddenly grows enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares loudly that she’s quitting and has […]
You Won’t Believe How This Sick Day Advice Went Hilariously Wrong
Chinese man rings his boss and says, “Me no work, I sick.” Boss says, “When I’m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!” 2 hours later, Chinese man rings […]
Grandma’s Savage Comeback to Grandpa’s Healing Attempt Will Leave You in Stitches!
Grandma & grandpa were watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other hand on […]
When Survival Gets Weird: A Sailor, a Sheep, and a Dog Walk Onto an Island…
A sailor gets shipwrecked and ends up on a deserted island with a sheep and a dog. After weeks of being stranded, he starts to get… well, lonely. One evening, […]
The Blonde at the Dry Cleaners: A Classic Mix-Up
A blonde walked into the dry cleaners and handed over her dress. The lady smiled and said, “When do you need it back?” “By Friday, please,” the blonde replied. As […]
Little Johnny’s Biology Question Stumps His Friend
Little Johnny asked his friend, “Hey, do you know what’s in the air that can make women pregnant?” His friend looked confused and said, “No, what?” Johnny smirked and replied, […]
This Blond Waitress Solved Their Argument in the Most Unexpected Way!
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for […]