Her Daughter Told Her To Stop Playing And Take Off The Wedding Dress
Evelyn, who had lived much of her life feeling lonely, found new happiness when she met Peter, a retired history professor. Their connection blossomed in the nursing…
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
Am I wrong to think there are standards?
Last Sunday, I faced a moment of personal reflection as I entered the sanctuary. I noticed a woman in her 40s, covered in tattoos and with multiple…
The end is hilarious
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man…
Looking for a man with three qualifications
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t hurt me, won’t leave me, and is great at romance.”…
Christmas Eve
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for…
The Bride, The Key, and The ‘Safe
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m new to this, and I don’t know much about romance. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay,…
A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
A teacher and Johnny
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
The New Born Twins
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…