Paddy’s Double Ear Burn Mishap at the Doctor’s!
Paddy goes to the doctors with two burnt ears. The doctor asked him, “What happened?” Paddy says, “Well, the phone rang and I accidentally picked up the…
“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise”
“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise” A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim,…
Two Tipsy Women and a Graveyard Misadventure”
Two Tipsy Women and a Graveyard Misadventure” Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away,…
“The Tale of Mick, Pat, and Tat”
3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat, and Tat. The barman says, “Are you all related?” Mick said, “Yeah, we’re triplets!” Barman said, “Triplets, how…
The Boy Who Wanted to Marry Grandma
Boy aged 4: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.” Dad: “Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!” Boy: “Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…
The Psychology Lesson Gone Wrong
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After…
The Can of Peaches Incident
An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: “What did you steal?” She replied: “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her, “How many peaches were…
You Won’t Believe How This Sick Day Advice Went Hilariously Wrong
Chinese man rings his boss and says, “Me no work, I sick.” Boss says, “When I’m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!” 2 hours later,…
Thinks He Can Get Away With Spitting In A Marine’s Face, Learns a Hard Lesson
Disagreeing with government policies is one thing, but disrespecting the individuals who defend our nation is another. Yet, one liberal activist learned this lesson the hard way….
(VIDEO)He Didn’t Know Cameras Were Rolling When He Said This. Now This Is Going Viral!
Steve Harvey is one of the most famous comedians in the U.S. Since the year 2010, he has been working as the host of the game show…