The Husband, The Gun, and The Epic Comeback
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one…
The Sprout Dilemma: A Dinner Table Showdown
Mother, father, and son were having dinner, and the son wouldn’t eat his sprouts. Mother said, “Son, eat your sprouts,” but the son refused. Father leaned over…
Husband’s Clever Comeback to Wife’s Yawn Question
My wife just turned to me and said: “I was talking to you and you yawned six times, am I boring you.” I said: “Those were not…
Paddy’s Double Ear Burn Mishap at the Doctor’s!
Paddy goes to the doctors with two burnt ears. The doctor asked him, “What happened?” Paddy says, “Well, the phone rang and I accidentally picked up the…
“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise”
“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise” A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim,…
Two Tipsy Women and a Graveyard Misadventure”
Two Tipsy Women and a Graveyard Misadventure” Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away,…
“The Tale of Mick, Pat, and Tat”
3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat, and Tat. The barman says, “Are you all related?” Mick said, “Yeah, we’re triplets!” Barman said, “Triplets, how…
The Boy Who Wanted to Marry Grandma
Boy aged 4: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.” Dad: “Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!” Boy: “Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…
The Psychology Lesson Gone Wrong
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After…
The Can of Peaches Incident
An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: “What did you steal?” She replied: “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her, “How many peaches were…
