The Archivist

In the annals of Wheel of Fortune history, one recent contestant’s guess may etch itself as the epitome of epic fails. During a recent episode, contestant Matt,…

In the heart of the bustling mall, amidst the mundane hum of shoppers and ringing cash registers, my routine shopping excursion spiraIed into a gripping tale of…

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile….

My new girlfriend and I were traveling to meet my parents, when she got a flat tire. So I called my parents and said, “Sorry mum, we’re…

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said, ‘6.’”…

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking… and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or…

I asked my wife why she married me. She said, “Because you are funny.” I said, “I thought it was because I was good in bed.” She…

An old woman was sitting on the porch with her husband, sipping a glass of wine. “I love you so much,” she says. “In fact, I doubt…

Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She remarried again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was…