When Survival Gets Weird: A Sailor, a Sheep, and a Dog Walk Onto an Island…
A sailor gets shipwrecked and ends up on a deserted island with a sheep and a dog. After weeks of being stranded, he starts to get… well, lonely. One evening, […]
The Blonde at the Dry Cleaners: A Classic Mix-Up
A blonde walked into the dry cleaners and handed over her dress. The lady smiled and said, “When do you need it back?” “By Friday, please,” the blonde replied. As […]
Little Johnny’s Biology Question Stumps His Friend
Little Johnny asked his friend, “Hey, do you know what’s in the air that can make women pregnant?” His friend looked confused and said, “No, what?” Johnny smirked and replied, […]
This Blond Waitress Solved Their Argument in the Most Unexpected Way!
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for […]
Wisdom from the Bar: A Hilarious Piece of Advice
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys remarks to the other, “Boy you look really tired!” His friend replies, “Dude, […]
“This 80-Year-Old Decides to Try Something New…” LOL
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going to the doctor.” And she […]